{"id":2071,"date":"2009-01-15T23:58:39","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T15:58:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nieja.kronikus.com\/?p=2071"},"modified":"2009-01-16T03:04:35","modified_gmt":"2009-01-15T19:04:35","slug":"lu-kena-beb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/?p=2071","title":{"rendered":"LU KENA BEB!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Khamis, cam biasa la class pack gile. de 5 class. pagi sampai petang. so as usual, tadi pagi 2 class me terlajak ngeh ngeh` tido kan best \ud83d\ude42 so class yang ketiga, class HR dah la lambat nak dapat parking susah, dah sampai class tengok lecture lain, sekali call Put die cakap class bukan kat dlm college, kat annexe plak. cis! lupe nak tukar dlm timetable aritu, so rushing-rushing la g kat annexe 40.. lepas class HR, g makan kejap. ade gap sejam, sempat la melantak.. g Ketumbar Restaurant ngan my mr.bf,\u00a0 Put, Yati, Dib n Min.. tapi pic tak banyak snap. sebab diorang datang lambat..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ketumbar.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2072\" title=\"ketumbar\" src=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ketumbar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"416\" height=\"416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ketumbar.jpg 416w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ketumbar-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ketumbar-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 416px) 100vw, 416px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">makan pon cepat-cepat. pastu g class Research Methodology 2pm-4pm, den cont class Recreation Mgmt kul 4pm-6pm.. abes class tu, lalu kat Multipurpose Hall, sekali tengok org ramai gile kat situ.. so pegik la join.. tengok ade tarian-tarian.. Ekstravaganza Malaysia.. budak-budak TESL tak silap yang buat.. meriah gak la..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ekstravaganza.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2073\" title=\"ekstravaganza\" src=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ekstravaganza.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"416\" height=\"416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ekstravaganza.jpg 416w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ekstravaganza-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ekstravaganza-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 416px) 100vw, 416px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">pastu malam, pegik buat assignment kat rumah Put.. g ngan my mr.bf n Dib.. and terjadi la satu ceritaaaa.. me n my mr.bf kena kan Dib, sebab kami g 2 kete.. Dib sorang-sorang drive.. den on da way tu..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808000;\">my mr.bf : dib ngan budak bilik die?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">me : ntah.. <\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span><span style=\"color: #808080;\">toleh blkg, xde pon<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808000;\">my mr.bf : oh ngatkan die bawa budak bilik die..<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">me : tak.. sorang je..<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808000;\">my mr.bf : pe lagi kite kenakan die la..<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">me : teros capai hp my mr.bf.. taip sms kat dib..<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Dib ko ngan sape? ngan Min eh? die demam ke? aku tengok pucat gile je muka die<\/em><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">me n my mr.bf : cpat-cpat tgk reaksi die..<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span><span style=\"color: #999999;\">sambil pandang-pandang blakang..nk soh nmpak real<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">on the spot, die call..hahaha!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Dib : ape weii.. sape??? mane ade aku sorang la.. bla bla bla <\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span><span style=\"color: #808080;\">nada nak nangis, org ketakutan, pastu tutup dua-dua telinga die..<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">me : rilex2.. drive je.. xde pape nye.. <\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span><span style=\"color: #808080;\">tros ltak phone<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">den me sms die lagik..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">me: rilex Dib, ko bace la ayat pape, ko buat tak tau, drive je follow kitorang..<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">den, dlm 3@4 minute gtu la nak sampai umah Put.. turun kete my mr.bf nak kena kan lagi.. sekali my mr.bf g kat kete Dib, die dah meraung raung da ketakutan.. wkakakakakakak! gile kelakar oke! dah la malam jumaat, main-main pulak.. memang die nangis kaw-kaw laa..<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">LU KENA BEB!!!!!<\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">masuk dlm umah Put, Pati (nenek) Tata (atuk) die cam pelik gak la, datang-datang nangis.. kami pon bohong la cakap sebab die takot jalan nak datang umah tu gelap..kahkahkah! siyes, gile klakar weiii ko Dib.. adeii! pastu die da ok balik la.. den Pati hidangkan putu mayam.. perghh gile sedap.. buat sendirikkk.. tak leh lawan kedai punya la.. memang mantap gilee..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/putumayam.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2074\" title=\"putumayam\" src=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/putumayam.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"416\" height=\"416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/putumayam.jpg 416w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/putumayam-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/putumayam-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 416px) 100vw, 416px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">lepas makan putu mayam, naik atas kat bilik Put buat assignment.. sampai tengah malam.. den balik dr umah Put, ingat nak g makan nasi lemak yang sedap tu, sekali da tutup.. kempunan \ud83d\ude41 huhu~ den balik makan kat Shah Alam je la.. g makan kat ZulYahya Cafe..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/zulyahya1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2076\" title=\"zulyahya1\" src=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/zulyahya1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"416\" height=\"416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/zulyahya1.jpg 416w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/zulyahya1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/zulyahya1-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 416px) 100vw, 416px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/zulyahya11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2077\" title=\"zulyahya11\" src=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/zulyahya11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"416\" height=\"416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/zulyahya11.jpg 416w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/zulyahya11-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/zulyahya11-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 416px) 100vw, 416px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">sebab mihun tomyam die pedas gile.. me pngil la waiter ni..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/p1160534.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2078\" title=\"p1160534\" src=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/p1160534-300x235.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/p1160534-300x235.jpg 300w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/p1160534.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">me : abg, bagi gula bleh..<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">waiter : gula?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">me : a&#8217;a sket je.. jgn byk sngat..<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">waiter:<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span><span style=\"color: #808080;\">dtg bg gula<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span> <span style=\"color: #008000;\">nape, masam sngat ke? ke nak soh tambah pape ke..?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">me : eh, xpe dah ok. i x makan pedas, so kena campur gula..hehe<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">waiter:<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span><span style=\"color: #999999;\">senyum-senyum kambing..<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*<\/span> <span style=\"color: #008000;\">haha<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">kahkahkah! dasar org kelantan.. manis saje..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">birthday wishes<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ajue.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2079\" title=\"ajue\" src=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ajue-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ajue-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ajue.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">15 Jan- hpy b&#8217;day to Ajue<\/span><\/em> *right*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/mokchek1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2080\" title=\"mokchek1\" src=\"http:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/mokchek1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/mokchek1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/mokchek1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">n also 2 my beloved frend, Sid<\/span><\/em> *left*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Khamis, cam biasa la class pack gile. de 5 class. pagi sampai petang. so as usual, tadi pagi 2 class me terlajak ngeh ngeh` tido kan best \ud83d\ude42 so class yang ketiga, class HR dah la lambat nak dapat parking&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[38,9,14,6,42,30,7,16,31],"tags":[1137,1110,1114,1107,1141,1130,1108,1116,1131],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2071"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2071"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2082,"href":"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2071\/revisions\/2082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/niejamuhaimi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}